Ok, well, I seem to have worried some of you with my posting of a recipe. So, I just want to assure you that it was a lapse. The rumors of a pedicure giveaway next week are patently false, I assure you!
Please be assured, I am a very manly sort of guy. I leave my socks out on the bedroom floor. I mow the lawn. I kill animals with my bare hands and then barbecue their remains to feed my family.
I have never used a centerpiece when giving a lesson at church, nor have I ever given out refrigerator magnets when I home teach. The only time I really used visual aids was for a marriage fireside I gave and that was a Powerpoint, which is a computer/tech thing--very masculine, you know.
I'm told I snore at night, I tend to get mad at refs who give my kids bad calls, and I am proud beyond all rational understanding whenever one of my kids has a good play or save in sports.
So, fear not. My Y chromosome is firmly in charge of my life. I will not post any more recipes and will return to the traditionally alpha male subject matter of this blog: things like talking about the plays I direct, books about the Atonement, my choir classes, gardening and so on.
Now I need to go. Those jerks at the cable company messed up my ESPN.
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